Interior Decorating is Exhausting

Mom: Did you call me?
me: No.
Mom: I’m on my way home from a meeting with my new client. Where are you, still at work?
me: No Mom, I’m done for the day. Just relaxing at home.
Mom: Okay, well can you get in front of a computer?
me: You know I’m joking, right?
Mom: What do you mean?
me: I mean of course I’m still at work.
Mom: You are? Why?
me: Because its 4:52 pm in the afternoon.
Mom: IT IS!?!?!
me: Yes.
Mom: No it's not... oh my God, it is! I hate working again. I thought it was 6 o’clock. I’m so freaking tired. And starving! Are you kidding me? I left for this meeting forever ago.
me: Okay, this is one of those situations where I have to hang up on you now.
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