Jay-Z and Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind

I had a dream last night that I sang Alicia Keys’ part on this song.  We released the video (where I also danced) and everyone was like, “WHO IS THAT WHITE GIRL WITH SO MUCH SOUL.”  And then Jay decided he wanted to leave Beyonce for me because he was so attracted to my talent.  BUT John Mayer got to me first and the paparazzi wouldn’t leave us alone while we were eating tacos and making out in the corner of La Esquina.

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