February 6, 2010

Reason #824 I Love New York

  • [Today I went to teeny hole-in-the-wall salon across the street from my apartment. Everyone in there was over the age of 60, and I was in heaven.]
  • My Hairstylist: Oh, so how did he think the Grammy's went?
  • Tiny old Jewish woman: Fine.
  • My Hairstylist: Did he have fun?
  • Tiny old Jewish woman: He doesn't really like sharing the stage. That's the first time he's done it at the Grammy's in a long time.
  • My Hairstylist: Oh really?
  • Tiny old Jewish woman: But he loves her, so he agreed to do it.
  • My Hairstylist: I thought they were both amazing. You know Lady Gaga started off playing at the bar down the street, right?
  • Tiny old Jewish woman: It was fine. I'm just glad I don't have to listen to him talk about it anymore.