Literally, Genevieve Clare

Things That Were NOT Overheard at Pete’s Birthday Party This Weekend

• “I hate sibling weekend in New York.”

• “That’s so cool that security is being asshole and not letting anyone in.”

• “Paying $1,000 for bottle service is ridiculous. Of course we can’t do that!”

• “These heels are holding up really well after dancing around in an inch of liquor and broken glass.”

• “God, I’m not sweating at all.”

• “This Lady Gaga song is getting old.”

• “I can’t believe Travis and Liam didn’t show up because they have broken legs.”

• “Stop fist pumping right now.”

• “This Ke-dollarsign-ha song is getting old.”

• “Let’s be so nice to our friends who showed up late and got iced at the door.”

• “Let’s go home early so we’ll be rested for brunch with the baby tomorrow.”