June 2009
35 posts
May 2009
38 posts
Eufagenia
As I’ve mentioned before, I have an alter ego. I first met her at a company retreat a few years ago when she broke into a scandalous dance sequence of “I’m a Slave 4 U” in front of the entire company, who circled around her on the dance floor in disbelief. Eufa wears Dereon jeans and inappropriately tight leather leggings. She’s responsible for things like this, and attempts to overthrow every...
Dixie Chicks - Long Way Around
Sometimes I...
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I'm fully satisfied with humanity.
Our DVR is broken, forcing me to watch my shows when they are actually on the air. Exhausting, but I had my game face on tonight during a three hour sesh of Jon & Kate Plus 8, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood.
Many are disgusted by the people on these shows. I, on the other hand, am insanely grateful for them and for backwards mullets, Wilhelmina child...
Dixie Chicks - There’s Your Trouble
Dixie Chicks...
“You realize that I’m not going to save you when you get into a fight,...”
– ~ my super protective boyfriend after I threw a few “Eff ya mothas” at Derek Jeter
Home of the BRAVES.
Papa: Hello?
me: Hey Pop, it's me.
Papa: Hello?
me: Hi, it's me.
Papa: HELLO?!?
me: PAPA, IT'S GENNA! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Papa: [rustling around]
me: Are you on your bluetooth?
Papa: I can never get this damn thing to work, will you call me at the office?
me: [call him at the office.] Guess what. You might be disappointed in me.
Papa: What.
me: I'm going to my first Yankees game tonight.
Papa: That's disgusting. I knew this was going to happen when you moved up there.
me: Don't worry, I still hate the Yankees. But the new stadium is open, and I really want to see it.
Papa: Just be careful. There are a lot of steroids in that stadium.
PS: Thanks so much to pinkseersucker for the tickets! I heart tumblr.
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Weekend Recap: Quarter Century Edition
Moved into new apartment
Cracked elbow on doorframe and threatened to sue boyfriend
Kept Bed Bath & Beyond in business
Learned that I am not cool enough for new neighborhood
Turned 25
Decided that I will be a downtown hipster
Attempted to shop at Bowery flea market, brushed up against some taxidermy, left
Super glued fingers together during a DIY furniture project...
I look like JonBenet today.
Boyfriend: What are you doing?
me: I’m curling my hair.
Boyfriend: Why?
me: Because I just watched a video online about how to do it.
Boyfriend: Oh. You look like you’re going to the prom.
me: Shut up, I know.
Boyfriend: What are you doing now?
me: I’m putting mascara on.
Boyfriend: Why?
me: BECAUSE I am a girl.
Boyfriend: You just don’t usually do all of that.
me: Yes I do!
Boyfriend: Okay..
me: OH FINE. I woke up at 5 am from the jetlag and had way too much time to get ready for work. It was either this or exercise.
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts
Instant streaming of Friday Night Lights on Netflix is the second best thing that’s ever happened to me and my jetlag hangover. The first is Tim Riggins.
Yes, more jamon please.
Telling a Spaniard that you’re a vegetarian is the same thing as saying, “I hate you. And your country. [spit on his shoes].”
I bet I’ve pushed more food around my plate in the last 48 hours than I did in my entire childhood.
