July 2008
26 posts
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Awksfest 2K8: The Tooth Fairy
I accidentally attacked someone yesterday on Park Ave. I tripped over the curb and bear tackled a middle-aged man to the sidewalk to break my fall (slightly injuring him in the process). BUT. Let me explain. I am willing to bet that I’ve had more dental and orthodontic work than anyone you know. I’ve had it all – a crossbite, eight teeth pulled, the crankable butterfly retainer, spacers,...
Dear New York,
Thanks for being so effing awesome lately. I’m serious.
Love, Genna
Watchdavidcho:
The Hills Season 4 Trailer
So many thoughts running through my head right now:
Where did they find all of these models to pose as love interests?
How does Doug have his own jet?
Who thought that putting Heidi’s sister on television was a good idea?
The mascara-stained tear is nothing short of poetic.
iRony
Me: What is this NY Mag link you sent me? I can't open it on my phone for some reason.
BFF: Ha. It's an article about how iPhones don't work.
James Taylor - How Sweet It Is
A Very Expensive Mirror
Jess: I’m interested in buying a laptop. I’ve had a PC my whole life, but I’m ready to be a Mac person. Your ads convinced me.
Mac Guy: Alright, great.
Jess: So my friend bought a Mac 1400 yesterday, and I would like to look at that.
Mac Guy: Okay. Well that doesn’t exist, but I can show you our laptops.
Jess: Wait, what’s this?
Mac Guy: That is the camera used for iChat. [shows her iChat]
Jess: Okay, I would like this one. That makes me look amazing.
John Mayer’s live cover of Free...
“Also, Maddox, Pax and Knox?”
– Sallie Bear
P.S. I Hate P.S. I Love You
I can’t even remember the last time I had to turn a movie off because it was so bad. Don’t ever spend any money on this film. Especially when Run’s House marathons are free.
Diet Coke
I am addicted to Diet Coke. And I’m 100% sure that it is a legit physical condition. I know a ton of people who suffer from the same malady (irrefutable empirical evidence), and I’m convinced there is some kind of global conspiracy to keep it hidden. Don’t believe me? Do you know someone who HAS to have Diet Dr. Pepper everyday? Or freaks out in a restaurant because they don’t sell Diet...
iPhone 2.Crap Upgrade - Not having a working cell... →
