Literally, Genevieve Clare

When I was 17, I shipped myself off to dork camp at...

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“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and...”
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Interior Decorating is Exhausting

Mom: Did you call me?
me: No.
Mom: I’m on my way home from a meeting with my new client. Where are you, still at work?
me: No Mom, I’m done for the day. Just relaxing at home.
Mom: Okay, well can you get in front of a computer?
me: You know I’m joking, right?
Mom: What do you mean?
me: I mean of course I’m still at work.
Mom: You are? Why?
me: Because its 4:52 pm in the afternoon.
Mom: IT IS!?!?!
me: Yes.
Mom: No it's not... oh my God, it is! I hate working again. I thought it was 6 o’clock. I’m so freaking tired. And starving! Are you kidding me? I left for this meeting forever ago.
me: Okay, this is one of those situations where I have to hang up on you now.

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Well That Was Awkward, Part 776

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The Woman is S.T. Ruggling

[My mom was in rare form when she drunk dialed me and Pete last night.]
me: Well hello there, little miss.
Mom [sounding pathetic]: Hi.
me: How hungover are you?
Mom: Genna. I’m dying.
me: You were out of control last night.
Mom: I had to put the passenger seat all the way down and I was completely out by the time we got home.
me: Good lord woman.
Mom: Guess what. We met this couple whose son is an executive producer on The Office.
me: I know, we talked about it extensively last night.
Mom: Oh. I wish I could remember what their last name was.
me: Sullivan. Do you remember calling Pete a little bitch?
Mom: WHAT!? I did not.
me: Yes you did. You were on speaker.
Mom: What did I say?
me: You told him that you and Papa thought he was a really good person and said you were happy that we were together. And then you said, 'I’m just kidding, you’re a little bitch.'
Mom: Oh. Well...he must have been acting like a little bitch.

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